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- Q: What is your date of
birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.....
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at
all?
A: Yes....
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.....
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of
something that you've
forgotten?
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when
he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Cathy, Where am I?"
Q: And why did it upset you?
A: My name is Susan......
Q: Now doctor,.... isn't it true that when a person dies in
his
sleep, he doesn't know about it
until the next morning?!!
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present at the time your picture was taken?
Q: So the date of conception, ( of the baby ), was August
8th?
A: Yes
Q: And what were you doing at that time? ( duh ) ......
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to
your attorney?
A: No, this is how I always dress when I go to work.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead
people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people .... ( huh?
)
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you
go to?
A: Oral.........
( Good one! )
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8.30 p.m.
Q: And Mr Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing
an autopsy on him.
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check
for a pulse?
A: No
Q: Did your check for blood pressure?
A: No
Q: Did your check for breathing?
A: No
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when
you
began the autopsy?
A: No
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive,
nevertheless?
A: Not unless he was out practicing law somewhere.
And.....My Personal Favorite......"Son.., Are
you qualified to
give a urine sample?!"
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