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Senate
Slander
A member of the United States Senate, known for his hot
temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session
and began to shout, "Half of this Senate is made up
of cowards and corrupt politicians!"
All the other Senators demanded that the angry member
withdraw his statement, or be removed from the remainder
of the session.
After a long pause, the angry member acquiesced.
"OK," he said, "I withdraw what I said.
Half of this Senate is NOT made up of cowards and
corrupt politicians!"
Bush's Advisors
G. W. Bush was very depressed that people were saying he
is stupid. So he calls his good friend Queen Elizabeth,
who says, "Now George, what you need to do is to
surround yourself with smart people. Let me show
you."
She conference calls Tony Blair in and asks, "Tony,
your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it
isn't your brother. Who is it?" Tony Blair replies,
"It's me!" and hangs up.
G.W. Bush then calls Dick Cheney and says, "Dick,
your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it
isn't your brother. Who is it?" And Cheney says,
"Wow, that's a tough one. Let me get back to
you."
So Cheney calls Colin Powell and says, "Colin, your
parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't
your brother. Who is it?" And Colin Powell says,
"It's me!"
So Cheney calls Bush and says, "It's Colin
Powell."
And Bush says, "No, you idiot! It's Tony
Blair!" |
Local
call: Queen
Elizabeth, Clinton & Sharoon died & went straight to
hell.
Queen Elizabeth said "I miss my region England. I want to
call England and see how everybody is doing there. "
She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked
"Well, devil how much do I owe you????
The devil says "Five million dollars"
She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
Clinton was soo jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I
wanna call the United States I want to see how everybody is
doing there too"
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked
"Well, devil how much do I owe you????
The devil says "Ten million dollars"
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit
back on his chair.
Sharoon was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I
want to call Israil and he talked for about twenty hours, he
talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well,
devil how much do I owe you????
The devil says "Twenty dollars".
Sharoon is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only
??" The devil says "Well if you make a call from one
hell to another hell, it's local". |
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