- At The Movies...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater.
When the
usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man,
''Sorry,
sir, but you're only allowed one seat.'' The man groaned but
didn't
budge. The usher became impatient.
''Sir,'' the usher said, ''if you don't get up from there
I'm going
to have to call the manager.'' Again, the man just groaned,
which
infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up
the aisle
in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher
and the
manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of
them
tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally,
they
summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly.
''All right buddy, what's your name?''
''Sam,'' the man moaned.
''Where ya from, Sam?'' the cop asked.
''The balcony.''
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