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30000 kms
A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which
had done more than
100,000 kms. Since no body was inclined to buy it, he
approached his friend to
help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to have
the mileage meter
reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell
the prospective
customer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar liked
the idea. A few
weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether
he was able to
dispose off his car. The sardar replied, "Are you
mad? Who sells a car which
has done only 30000 kms!
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Rechecking Answers
A Sardarjee reported for his University final examination
which consists of
"yes/no" type questions. he takes his seat in
the examination hall, stares at
the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of
inspiration takes
his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin
and marking the
answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half
an hour he is all
done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out.
During the last few
minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin,
swearing and sweating. The
moderator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going
on. "I finished the
exam in half and hour. But, I am rechecking my answers.
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