- * A Job for Momma
Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she
was
still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her
mother's
house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her.
"Don't worry,
Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care
of you."
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his
shirt and
exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother
and says,
"Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Maria",
says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests.
Go upstairs. He'll
take good care of you." So, up she went again. When she
got up in the
bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs.
Again Maria
ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took
off his pants,
and he's got hairy legs!" "Don't worry. All good
men have hairy legs.
Tony's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take good care of
you." So,
up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his
socks,
and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria
saw this,
she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and
a half!" "Stay
here and stir the pasta", says the mother. "This is a job for
Mama!"
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