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- Pakistan
- Jokes
- Indian
Political Jokes
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- Father
- God asked Lal Bahadur
Shastri how many children he had during
his time on earth. He replied saying he had three!
Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God
gave
Shastri a Mercedes!
Subhash Chandra Bose is asked the same question. When he
replies he had 10 children, Godis a bit upset and gives him
a
cheaper car, the Ford.
Jawaharlal is next. He decides to see what happens if he
says he
had 15 children, God is pretty angry and gives him an
inexpensive
Maruti.
Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returning on
foot.
They ask why God hadnt given him anything.
Gandhiji replied with anger, "Some idiot told God that
I was the
father of the nation!"
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